July 2010
1 post
June 2010
1 post
May 2010
1 post
(Beware) Lovely Little Leroy...
Dear Housemate Replacement, My apologies for being such a terrible person by just sitting on the edge of my bed and giggling maniacally while you receive your tour of the apartment. Sure, the view is lovely for NYC but nothing compared to rural Mass or Vermont like SHE described. It reminds me more of my parents backyard in Maine, which is lovely, woodsey, and held up by tires wedged into the...
April 2010
6 posts
TMI: #1
My eyes hurt.
My co-worker was telling me a “horror story” about her brother and his scratched retinas. She said that he wore his contacts for months without taking them out. He can’t wear them anymore because within hours he will get an eye infection because the trenches in his eyeballs are perfect breeding ground for bacteria. She told me this story with wide eyes, conviction,...